Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
he’s a freaking regional manager but oscar has to explain to him what a surplus is like he was a 5yo child like omggaaskjaslkhjf but my fav is when Oscar comes back from vacation and they have a party and he goes “Oscar isn’t defined by his gayness. He’s defined by his Mexicanness”
narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew
she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased
voldemort had actual doubts about snape
narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance
Michael Scott’s stupidity gives me so much life
What it would look like if the Orion Nebula was a distance of 4 light years away.
Now I’m so pissed off that it isn’t
one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home
I need these pants
I was right this is a first year course
(Source : swarnpert)
i just have to delete some of the immortal song 2 downloads i have
i found a place to dl it god bless it’s like 8+GO but idec it’s the best thing in the world